I Swear My Tumblr Is All Innocent When Im Alone But Turns Into A Porn Site When Someone Walks Into The Room

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When You Go On Facebook And See A Post From Tumblr On Your Newsfeed.
Im Like:
WHAT HAPPENS ON TUMBLR! STAYS ON TUMBLR!!

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When You Playing Temple Run And Someone Keeps Trying To Talk To You
You’re Like:

Then They End Up Doing Something Like This:

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When My Friends Come Over And My Mom Tries To Be Funny
Friends:

Me:

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Happy New Years Tumblr! I Remember Last Year Like It Was Just Yesterday :D
“In the world there are, on average, five people with the look identical to yours.”
There are five sexy mother fuckers out there.
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When my mom says "Dinner's ready"
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ON THE NEWS JUST NOW: CHILDREN ARE SLEEPING LESS THAN EVER DUE TO SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES
my parents are looking at me right now, like:
me:
How close my mom thinks I am with kids at school...
In reality
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