I Swear My Tumblr Is All Innocent When Im Alone But Turns Into A Porn Site When Someone Walks Into The Room

(Source: epic-izzy)



When You Playing Temple Run And Someone Keeps Trying To Talk To You

You’re Like:

Then They End Up Doing Something Like This:

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When My Friends Come Over And My Mom Tries To Be Funny

Friends:

Me:

www.epic-izzy.tumblr.com <— follow for epic sh*t



Why’d The Shoelace Go To Jail?

“Because He Was Being KNOTTY”!





“In the world there are, on average, five people with the look identical to yours.”

There are five sexy mother fuckers out there.

(Source: amorcomhumor)



When my mom says "Dinner's ready"

(Source: kushkrazy)


ON THE NEWS JUST NOW: CHILDREN ARE SLEEPING LESS THAN EVER DUE TO SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES

epic-humor:

lmaogtfo:

my parents are looking at me right now, like: 

me:

http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/





How close my mom thinks I am with kids at school...

In reality

(Source: thecakeisfat)


When your arm goes numb after lying on it and you try to use it...

(Source: flyingscotsman)


That once in a lifetime moment when Mom agrees to buy what you want without arguing.

(Source: fameandsex)