Oh.My.God.Becky.Look At Her Butt!

Appears an insect in the middle of the classroom.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:13:48 -0400

laugh-addict:

The girls:

The boys:

The teacher:

Then there’s me

The moment when somebody tries to talk to you when you're listening to music

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:10:10 -0400

The moment when somebody tries to talk to you when you're listening to music:

laugh-addict:

anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:09:23 -0400

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

That awkward moment when you're dancing in your room and someone walks in:

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:06:26 -0400

laugh-addict:

you’re like:

foodtrucker: when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:12:32 -0400

foodtrucker:

when your ear finally unpops and everything is in HD and you start hearing things you’ve never heard before

When you come home from hanging out with your friends and your parents interrogate you like

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:10:49 -0400

laugh-addict:

NIGGA YOU HIGH?

dawgitty: If you snap your fingers at me to hurry up I will snap your neck

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:10:40 -0400

dawgitty:

If you snap your fingers at me to hurry up I will snap your neck

laugh-addict: When Barack Obama makes a joke: When Mitt Romney makes a joke:

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:10:03 -0400

laugh-addict:

When Barack Obama makes a joke:

When Mitt Romney makes a joke:

When someone reminds the teacher there was homework.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:09:43 -0400

Me:

When I sing...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:08:49 -0400

laugh-addict:

at home:

when my favorite song play on the radio:

in the shower:

in the computer:

if someone asks me to sing:

teamfreeurl: du4ne: no matter how many followers i get i swear only 12 people actually read my...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:05:09 -0400

teamfreeurl:

du4ne:

no matter how many followers i get i swear only 12 people actually read my posts

that’s all jesus needed

fuckyeahlaughters: when lyrics are so good u just

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:03:33 -0400

fuckyeahlaughters:

when lyrics are so good u just

Running from someone

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:25:48 -0400

Expectation:

Reality:

dumpsterfetus: if i ever work at a place that sells lottery tickets i’m gonna flirt with everyone...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:24:49 -0400

dumpsterfetus:

if i ever work at a place that sells lottery tickets i’m gonna flirt with everyone who buys them cuz i ain’t missing out when they finally win

When you actually do your homework but leave it at home:

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:23:15 -0400

laugh-addict:

When I'm talking to my friend and the teacher comes near me

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:22:55 -0400

laugh-addict:

laughpeasant: little kids are either cute and sweet or evil and annoying there is no in between

Sun, 26 May 2013 21:37:23 -0400

laughpeasant:

little kids are either cute and sweet or evil and annoying there is no in between

ofuckme: theres nothing funnier than a girl wearing heels to a concert

Sun, 26 May 2013 21:35:19 -0400

ofuckme:

theres nothing funnier than a girl wearing heels to a concert

deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

Sun, 26 May 2013 21:34:34 -0400

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

sidnugget: ugh-p3asants: iphone420: Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma...

Sun, 26 May 2013 21:33:33 -0400

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born