Remeber When Everybody Had Flip Phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
Laying In Bed All Comfty And Realizing You Forgot To Do A Hw Assignment
Pretending To Be A Model..
Expectation:
Reality:
When I Tell My Friend To Look At A Hot Dude Across From Us And She Does This……..
And Im Just Like:
Sitting In The Living Room
Hear A Bunch Of Noise In The Other Room So Im Like:
Then I Realized I Was Home Alone
So Im Like:
Getting To School And Realizing You Forgot Something
When My Parents Compare Me To One Of My Friends….
“Im Like”:
When My Friend Won’t Let Me Copy Their HomeWork
Those Ghetto Girls That Clap After Every Word
And Im Just Like:
When I Dont Understand A Math Problem..
When Someone From School Finds Your Tumblr….
First You’re Like:
After It Sinks In Your Like:
Walking In Class Ready To Take A Test…
When I write “they” in an essay, and the teacher says, “They? Who’s they?”
“Hoe They Is Whoever I Say They Is!”
When You’re Suppose To Be Sleeping But Go On Tumblr Instead And Then Hear Footsteps…
When Your Teacher Gets Pissed Because You “Packed Up”
Im Like:






















