my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
(Source: tridant)
- me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
- real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
- parents: but sweetheart you're white
- tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
(Source: graceslick-)
You:
Them:
(Source: bringmeclosertotheedge)
Me: I’m so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
-parents come home from supermarket-
Me: Yolo
via laugh-addict
(Source: dr3amwalk3r)
- Everyone else: I'm gonna miss everyone so much!
- Me: Fuck you all, I'm out.
- Me: *Crip walks out*
Demi’s face
Then they ask you if you want more:









